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My name is ….well let’s just call me Hey You.
March 8th, 2008
And this is my website.
I have a very long and complicated name, with hyphens and too many initials. I am married to the most patient, stubborn man on the planet…yes he can be both. You can tell that I really love him because I pronounce our last name the way he wants, not only pronounce it that way, but correct strangers for saying it the way it is spelled. He will hence forth be referred to as The Husband. We have a one TWO! Dear God Almighty he is THREE! year old who is a hybrid of a rhesus monkey, a hyena and a king size package of M&Ms. He is the love of my life and the reason that I am on crazy pills. He will be hence forth referred to as The Son. We live with the world’s spazziest dog, who enjoys destroying things and occasionally eating her own feces. She will be known as The Dog. We let her lick all of our dishes before we put them in the dishwasher, so be aware of that if you eat at our house.
We live in the most made fun of state in the union, and I would not want to live anywhere else.
I went to school for a long time to get several degrees I will probably never use, and I work in a field that I plan on feeling passionately about just anytime now am trying out this whole Stay at home Mom thing. I enjoy chocolate, most carbs, sweet tea, and Lexapro. I believe in God, and that he wants us to love everyone, no matter what. I work on that daily, and fail daily. I consider myself a Republican, but let’s just be honest here and say that I am not a huge fan of our current political administration or national world view that even though I did not vote for him, I do think we should give our president a chance, and support him. This blog is not meant to be very political or overtly religious; there are more than enough places on the Internet for that. I am afraid of Hillary Clinton, glass eyes, war with China, Tornados, hand-guns, and scary diseases.
Oh and I like ellipsis…..and even(no, really)parentheses. I have read Eats, shoots, and leaves, I just choose to ignore it. Please do not correct me. I am the worstest speller, and everything I write has a red line underneath it.
The point of this blog is for me to be able to say whatever I want. I encourage you to use the comments section to say whatever you want…but if I don’t like it I will delete it because it is my blog and I can if I want to.
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So, I finally get around to reading some of your blog and I just absolutely love you more. I miss seeing you at our once a month LLL meetings. The bigger I get in pregnancy, the less likely I am to drive to (edit: hometown). This baby will be coming soon. Sometime within the next 5 weeks. I hope you’re doing well and don’t know when I’ll see you next, but you’re more than welcome to email me anytime and keep in touch. Take care of yourself and that sweet little man of yours. He is just absolutely precious.
Hey Bailey! I have been missing you too, and hope to see you and Liam soon, any names for new baby yet?
Oh, and not to be a total hag, but my hubby is very insistent that we not use names or locations on the blog since so many people we don’t know read it. Come back soon!