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Things kids (well really just my kid) say
November 29th, 2009
When on the potty he likes to read a “Magzegnet”.
He handed out tiny pieces of bread to all of his toys and told them each “Jesus loves you.”
“I need to not drink so fast cause my teeth will cough.” (hiccups)
This morning when putting on his boots he got them not quite right, when I told him they were on the wrong feet he replied, “These are my only feet!”
He told me on Thanksgiving that he was thankful his teacher’s hair was so yellow.
“I would like my shadow better if it talked.”
Now tell me what your little guys have said this week, or what you said when you were a kiddo!
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I always called my knee my “knee-bow” as a child. It still makes sense to me, since I have an elbow, though I wonder why that’s not the “arm-bow.”
When I was around 3 years old, I would call people a “pickle fart” when they made me mad. I would also ask people if they could “speak english and lick an envelope” (according to my mom). It will be interesting to see what my little boy comes up with when he starts talking! I probably don’t have too much longer before he does….he’s almost 14 months old.
Those are hilarious!
My recent fave is when K hurt her bootie lugging a big box of her instruments out to the living room. I said, “Why don’t you put on a music show to help you feel better?” and she replied (still crying), “Music shows do NOT HELP BUTTS, Mommyyyyyyy!”
See? I told you three-year-olds are LOADS of fun!
Oh…as a pre-K’er I named the back of my legs “my thweet sthuff”. Guess somebody said that to me once as they patted me on my baby fat legs and it stuck in my head.