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You tell me the story here.
October 12th, 2008
Here is the picture.
A prize (not yet determined) goes to the winning story behind this picture. Make sure you list a valid email address when you log in to comment. I will give you a hint: that is my FFiL holding The Son, Elvis giving a thumbs up, and they are all standing in front of a life sized T-Rex. You have 48 hours. Be creative. Go.
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FFiL and The Son are happy because they were at Jurassic Park when the scientists were able to successfully clone Elvis from a strand of hair donated by a loving fan.
Elvis is happy because someone just told him what the Elvis estate is worth.
BREAKING NEWS!
Explorers FFIL and TheSon Huckablog, while searching through the swamps for the ivory billed woodpecker near Memphis, stumbled into a portal that has at last solved the mysteries of what happened to the dinosaurs and whether or not Elvis is dead. The answer is that both are alive and well! Elvis has discovered the means of coming and going from this alternate world and hence the reason so many people profess to having seen him as he travels back and forth from the alternate world. However, the dinosaurs seem to be trapped there and unable to find their way out. The scientists Huckablogs are now launching an effort to communicate with the confused creatures and enable them to free themselves to the joy of all of us. TheSon has already tamed the flesh eaters by feeding them Goldfish from his hand while talking to them in a gibberish which they seem to be understanding. Stay tuned as this fascinating story continues to unfold.
The Son and FFIL were in Hollywood shooting a commercial for organic toddler food. On the same lot, next set over, Elvis was doing an in-depth interview with Diane Sawyer about his life, death, and life after death. When FFIL heard that Elvis was in the vicinity, he convinced The Son to head over to the next set with him during a break in the commercial shooting. The Son indicated to FFIL that he would rather be taking a nursey-nap than meeting The King, but he would indulge FFIL just this once. As Diane Sawyer was just about to snap the above photo, the T-Rex that was in storage somehow escaped, running in the background just as Diane took the picture. In the end, the T-Rex was caught and returned to storage, and FFIL and The Son finished filming the commercial (which, incidentally, did not air due to damage to the set caused by the runaway T-Rex). Elvis and Diane Sawywer were not available for comment.
BOY WONDER TAPS INTO SIXTH SENSE AT EARLY AGE
“I see dead people,” said young Sonny Huckablog.
At first, his parents scoffed. They thought surely he was merely repeating movie lines. He couldn’t possibly see dead people…or could he?
As explained by 2-year-old Huckablog, “ShoeShe, I see dead people. No. No. My dead people. The ghosts don’t always know they’re dead.”
The young Huckablog showed me a recent photo taken of him and his grandfather Fil Huckablog. They were standing in front of a lovely black velour photo backdrop at a photo studio in Memphis.
But, much to my amazement, the boy wonder was able to outline what he saw there with Fil. It ws not only Elvis Presley, but young Sonny was also able to see a dinosaur which had been extinct for thousands of years.
This marks the first documented use of the sixth sense to view historical events, thus paving the way for answers to numerous age-old questions.
Young Sonny said that Elvis didn’t know he was dead, which explains the numerous post-death sightings of the deceased rock star.
“This is simply amazing! The scope and breadth of knowledge we could gain from young Sonny’s abilities are endless,” said noted scientist Dr. Ang Friendofhuck.
Sonny’s parents are still getting used to the idea of a son who can see the past, noting that their biggest concern is maintaining normalcy for the 2-year-old prodigy.
“He’s just a toddler who still enjoys nursey naps. He’s our baby…not a scientist…and certainly not a lab rat,” said HeyYouDa Huckablog, young Sonny’s mother. “While we understand the possibilities for science contained within our dear son, we’re still digesting the long-term implications.”
Sonny’s father, Husbandy Huckablog, noted that HeyYouDa listened to an insane amount of Elvis music while pregnant with Sonny, possibly explaining this historic sighting.
“Yeah, HeyYouDa was ‘all shook up’ when she found out Sonny could see Elvis, but Sonny said, ‘That’s alright Mamma,’ we’ll have some ‘good rockin tonight.’”
Young Sonny’s visions will be documented in an up-coming Steven Spielberg mini-series debuting on TheNerd, a channel devoted to all things nerdy, which is coincidentally Husbandy’s favorite channel.
Just what Sonny’s abilities mean for the world is yet to be determined, but you can be sure that ShoeShe Lynn will be watching.
Ok so here is what obviously happen. Intelligent beings from the planet Multroid, who are called Multarians, are studying life on earth. They have collected a few very interesting specimens throughout the last 2 mestians (that’s about 70 million years to humans). This quarter of a mestian they have been looking for a normal but interesting American family. They have tried over 300 hundred but can’t quite find the right one to include into their collections of specimens.
After much study, they thought they had found their winner in the young Huckablogs. Posing as the male Huckablog’s beloved parents, they offered a free trip to the whole Huckablog family (excluding the one they call Katie as she seemed to leak the substance they called ulk (dog drool to you and me) to which the all Multarians are extremely allergic.
Once picking up the Huckablogs the Multarians (still disguised as the older Huckablogs) proceeded to take the young humans to their planet. Though the Huckablogs were obviously a little confused and shocked, they got over it once the experiment was explained. The Huckablogs are nothing if not adventurous after all. The nice Multarian couple (still disguised as the older Huckablogs to make the young ones feel more comfortable) showed the young humans around the small planet of Multroid. The Multarian guides, who were never able to have a young one of their own, took quite a liking to young TheSon. The male Multarian especially seemed to bond quite well with the young boy (not inappropriately). The young Huckablogs were introduced to many native Multarians as well as the human specimens that had been collected through the mestians (time does work on Multroid like it does on earth and humans and animals are able to stay very young for a very , very long time).
TheSon seemed to be very interested in two earth specimens, the one called Elvis and the strange large creature, he kept calling d’sore. While TheSon was entertaining both specimens and the male Multarian, the woman Huckablog remembered she had a camera and took a quick picture to remember this very interesting day.
Once all was shown to the Huckablogs, they were asked to stay and offered nice lodgings, free meals, entertainment, and everything they would ever need to live very comfortably. This all came with of course almost eternal youth. The Huckablogs thought it over and very seriously considered it until their eyes fell upon the two Multarians still disguised as the older Huckablogs. They realized how much they would miss their families and friends (and dog) and decided to go back home.
The Multarians accepted their decision, took away the Huckablogs memories of the last day, and sent them back home. The Huckablogs did not remember anything except a pleasant trip with the older Huckablog, but their was this one strange picture they could not explain…..
I wrote the above early in the morning, excuse the mistakes please or not, I’ll admit I stink and spelling and grammer
Wow, you even misspelled grammar. Amazing! I love you!
good lord, I did, I am an idiot. I actually know how to spell grammar. I think I’ll say I did it on purpose just to prove a point. I also put and instead of at…that is really bad.
Oh, I thought you were telling us you stunk…like maybe you forgot to shower today…then were going to finish the sentence later…like this:
“I’ll admit I stink and spelling and gramme(a)r are not that important to me.”
Was that not the case?
Honey, I love you and don’t care about the grammar or spelling…I was just being funny earlier.
“Want to go see the dinosaurs, beloved Grandson?”
“Wes go, Pappaw.”
“Wook, Pappaw….Daddy dine-aw-sah….ohohoh…El-bis dine-aw-sah.”
“Wait, sir. You and your grandson have to pay extra to visit the Elvis Dinosaur exhibit.”
“No way, Elvis Security Guard. Let’s go, Grandson…oops, don’t step on my blue-suede shoes. Thank you verra much.”