TheHuckablubber

The Mom and The Dad gave us a membership to the local fitness center for Christmas. (We asked for it, one should never give a gym membership unrequested) We both have jobs that keep us firmly on our asses all day, at night we play with the son…usually on the floor with trucks or blocks, and then we sit around reading or playing around online. In other words we were as sedentary as shale. (Get it? Shale is a sedentary rock? Never mind. Maybe I should delete that? Oops too late I already hit publish) Where was I again? Oh yeah, The Husband and Hey You were getting fat. We have been doing really well as far as going to the gym. We have missed only two days in the past month. We have cut down on refined sugar, unnecessary carbs and fried foods.

Yeah…..The Husband has lost TWENTYFRIGGINTWO pounds in less than a month. I have been doing the same thing, plus breastfeeding, and I have lost four.

Ick. Men suck reason four hundred and seventeen.

Hey, is your husband weird about changing at the gym? I walk from the showers to the lockers in a towel, often with a toddler trying to pull it off. There are always women of all ages in various stages of undress and it is so not a big deal. But The Husband, sigh, The Husband will wear his wet bathing suit home in 20 degree weather instead of changing in front strangers. I am sure that he is going to freeze off parts that I have become very attached too because he is so stubborn and shy. Is it just him? Tell me yes so I can show him the comments and tell him to GET OVER IT ALREADY!

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