Gentlemen, Don’t forget your cup.

Helmets are mandatory, you need elbow and knee pads. Be prepared for carnage and to see your life flash before your eyes. You WILL see blood, mucus, drool, the flailing of limbs with uncut fingernails, and the gnashing of teeth. This is not a game for the weak of heart. Say your prayers and kiss your Mama before you go out there. God be with you.

It is time to play MOLAR DERBY!!

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