The world according to The Son

What I can say (what I mean) (as of January 2008)

Mama (The one with the Nur-Nurs, ummmmm, Nur-Nur *drool*)

Daddy (My Favorite person in the Whole Wide World, except when I am hungry)

Panpa (Grandpa, the one who I act just like, my fellow left-brained relative)

Ammy (Grammy, EeeeHHH Love, I used to call you Stomp-Stomp)

Pappaw (the one who I look just like, has more than his fair share of his DNA in me)

Gggigshi (Gigi, EeeeeHHH Love, can we play the piano?)

Gon (The Uncle, who refuses to give me high five, but has taught me how to shake hands, v. useful skill for my future in politics. I miss you.)

Gosshua (The other Uncle, the one who calls me Grasshopper)

Dawg, and Dawgie (those furry creatures whose ears I want to pull and whose food I consider my own)

Aitee (the specific dawgie who lives in my house and steals my food and kills my toys. I love her best )

No, No, No ,NO (um, hello I said NO, why are you still standing there?)

Abby (Gabby, someone to make me giggle)

Bite (Scratching my itchy teeth on other’s flesh, and when I want a taste of your food instead of mine)

Kool (school, ooh goodie where I go to bite my peers)

Iaper (Diaper, time to get the gas mask my servants, I mean parents)

Nur-Nur (please let me suck a little more life out of you, Mama)

Shar (car, Grandpa can I plueaaase drive it?)

Truck (Oh My GOD, A TRUCK! Do you see the TRUCK! A TRUCK!) editors note: we live in the south, there are a lot of trucks.

Vroom vroom (the language of all things with wheels)

Cacker (cracker, a suitable breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snack)

Kookay (cookie, more please because the Dawg stole the first four from me.)

Ceeesse(not real cheese, yuck, I only want the individual slices that are the color of a school bus)

Nigh-Nigh (Good-Night dear parent, I will see you in two hours when I wake up screaming)

Eeearr (the orifice on the side of my head that you make me point to and then clap)

Nosh (the orifice on the front of my face that often has the green eleven and where sometimes crayons go)

Ead (that cute thing on top of my neck that has hair that sticks straight up, also, a good place to put mashed up food)

Anana (Banana, num-num, check my hair for left-overs)

Paple (Apple, num-num, but you had better bring it to me sliced and peeled or you will see my head spin around backwards)

Uh-oh (my first word, I say it often for good reason)

Shoe (same word for shoe, foot, and sock, I will be glad to identify every one I see for you)

Bawl (anything that is round including but limited to: balls, the moon, beads on necklaces, oranges, and Daddy’s head)

Iwuvehh ( I love you too, really I do, let me head butt you to prove it)

AEEHHHHHHHHHHHAWWW (Do My Will Plebeians or I will make your ears bleed with my screeches)

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