The Rules

It’s my blog and I can dictate if I want to. I have always liked rules, making them, not following. I think it is the eldest sibling thing, or perhaps because I am a Capricorn, or maybe because I just like to boss people around.

So the rules for my blog are as follows:

If you know me in real life and you want to talk about what you read, don’t. This is supposed to be my therapy and I want to be completely honest and able to write things I cannot say. Feel free to leave comments, in fact please do, just respect my right to privacy.

I promised The Husband that I would not use our full names or location, he is afeared of them crazies. Please don’t use them in your comments.

Be nice. If you want to slam the way I live or leave me advice, then think again. I will delete comments that are not productive to the topic at hand.

That is it for now, but I reserve the right to add more as I go along.

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My name is ….well let’s just call me Hey You.

And this is my website. Welcome to it’s Birthday.

I have a very long and complicated name, with hyphens and too many initials. I am married to the most patient, stubborn man on the planet…yes he can be both. You can tell that I really love him because I pronounce our last name the way he wants, not only pronounce it that way, but correct strangers for saying it the way it is spelled. He will hence forth be referred to as The Husband. We have a one year old who is a hybrid of a Rhesus monkey, a hyena and a king size package of M&Ms. He is the love of my life and the reason that I am on crazy pills. He will be hence forth referred to as The Son. We live with the world’s spazziest dog, who enjoys destroying things and occasionally eating her own feces. She will be known as The Dog. We let her lick all of our dishes before we put them in the dishwasher, so be aware of that if you eat at our house. We live in the most made fun of state in the union, and I would not want to live anywhere else.

I went to school for a long time to get several degrees I will probably never use, and I work in a field that I plan on feeling passionately about just anytime now am a stay at home mom. I enjoy chocolate, most carbs, sweet tea, and Lexapro. I believe in God, and that he wants us to love everyone, no matter what. I work on that daily, and fail daily. I consider myself a Republican, but let’s just be honest here and say that I am not a huge fan of our current political administration or national world view. This blog is not meant to be very political or overtly religious; there are more than enough places on the internet for that. I am afraid of Hillary Clinton, glass eyes, war with China, Tornados, hand-guns, and scary diseases.

Oh, I like ellipsis…..and even (no, really) parentheses. I have read Eats, shoots, and leaves, I just choose to ignore it. Please do not correct me. I am the worstest speller, and everything I write has a red line underneath it.

The point of this blog is for me to be able to say whatever I want. I encourage you to use the comments section to say whatever you want…but if I don’t like it I will delete it because it is my blog.

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